euroenglish

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of negotiations, her Majesty Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgraful, and they would go.
By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

my god! ultima propozitie parca ar fi in chineza sau ceva genul asta...

:D Foarte misto :) :)

hi hi hi

ultima propozitie seamana cu germana, cred ca asta era ideea....

Mai degraba cu suedeza...
Oricum, a ajuns ''vedeta'' pe net...
www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/msg01390.html

P.S.Sau tastati fifz year...pe Google!

glad u liked it. mai am niste articole foarte interesante, dar momentan nu am access la ele. check back tomorrow

Mai bine ai citi TOT ce e la rubrica asta, inainte de a posta! :mad:  :ciocan:

Chestia e VECHE pe forum, din Martie 2002!!!

Sau iti place sa ocupi abuziv spatiul pe server? :P :moo:

hey, what's your problem anyway?
de unde sa stiu? sa dau search acum la fiecare chestie pe care o scriu?
si din moment ce e asa de veche, de ce mi-au raspuns 5 membri?

daca nu-ti convine, sterge thread-ul.

veche sau nu,  e amuzanta.....

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Fii sigur ca daca puteam, zbura de mult... :drac:  :P

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bibicu - ar trebui sa ai mai multa "putere" pe forumul asta ... tu chiar faceai curatenie pe aici ...  :oK:

Ok, una mai veche si mai putin cunoscuta si probabil mai putin amuzanta in zilele noastre.

         A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
                          by Mark Twain

        For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer
be part of the alphabet.  The only kase in which "c" would be retained
would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.  Year 2
might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with
"i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
        Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
        Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

Nota:
Am cautat pe net, si am gasit (http://victorian.for...l/spel-fun.html):
The reform proposal found below has been attributed to Mark Twain and published several times on the Internet but there is no evidence that he wrote it. Twain did deliver several lectures on the topic of simplified spelling. In one speech, Twain expressed a preference for Burnz' shorthand solutions over the minor reforms proposed by the Carnegie funded Simplified Spelling Board and the National Education Association. In his preference for fully phonemic augmented alphabets, he would have been an ally of George Bernard Shaw, the playwright who funded the development of a non Roman script for English.