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Bancuri cu fotografi
Last Updated: Sep 01 2013 13:08, Started by
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, Aug 15 2006 16:35
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#19
Posted 08 February 2007 - 00:17
Trebuie sa aiba legatura cu fotografia, bancurile obisnuite se pun pe aria de fun.
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#20
Posted 23 February 2007 - 03:18
Hi all,
OMG, what a crazy day. So, the police just came to my house and knocked on my door. I answer the door and they ask me if they can search my home. I am like, "No, you cannot search my home..why do you want to?" They then asked me if I have any weapons. I am like, "No." At this point in time I am freaking the heck out. I ask them again, " What's going on?" He says, " Ma'am, a woman was driving by your home a little while ago and called in and reported that you were aiming a firearm at her car from your front porch and that she was afraid you were going to shoot her." LMAO. So I said, " Ummm, sir... an hour ago I was on my porch with a tripod and a 70-200mm lens that I just bought yesterday taking some test shots of the street and trees and things like that, would you like to see it?" This woman thought I had a gun!!!! And the police officer even after seeing my new 70-200 that I JUST GOT YESTERDAY!!--- still wanted to search my home. I told him again that he could not and if he wanted to go through the trouble to get a warrant, that was up to him. Wow.. This is crazy crazy crazy. lol. But hysterical at the same time. If I should have posted this in general chat, I am sorry, It was about the 70-200 lens so I put it in the lens category. Oy! |
#21
Posted 25 February 2007 - 18:52
Asta nu-i banc, din pacate Si nu pot sa nu-mi amintesc de Mazen Dana - cameramanul ucis de niste soldati americani care cica ar fi confundat aparatul cu un lansator de rachete.
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#22
Posted 08 May 2007 - 17:37
Crâmpei de discuție pe messenger:
Cineva din lista: man, iti dai seama!?! Dumneazeu cred ca avea iso 3200 si ditamai ccd-ul, sa vada pe intunericul ala dinaintea luminii.. eu: da, dar nu cred ca era prea mulțumit de calitate pt ca printre primele cuvinte pe care l-a zis au fost: "Fiat lux" Edited by Semper Pri, 08 May 2007 - 17:37. |
#23
Posted 08 May 2007 - 21:18
Cateva si de la mine...nu le mai traduc ca-si pierd farmecul.
A man is walking down the road when he stops a big bunch of people mostly carrying large white lenses. Impressed by the huge arsenal of equipment the guys are carrying the man goes for a closer look. Further scrutiny reveals that they all have Canon 1Ds except for one guy with a beaten up old Nikon. Curiousity piqued the man approaches the guy with the Nikon and asks why he has chosen Nikon when all of the other pros are using Canon? 'You mean these guys' replies the the guy with the Nikon, ... 'Oh they are all members of the local amateur photography club. They just hired me to take their picture. ########################## Two photographer friends meet on a street corner. One mentions that he'd just seen a man lying in an alley who was clearly starving and in dire straits. varianta 1. What did you give him?, the other photographer asked... "1/250s @ f/8" varianta 2. "What did you do?" the other photographer asked... "I had him sign a model release." ############################ Photographer to girlfriend; "Come into the darkroom and we'll see what develops." ############################ Two photogs are in the men's room at the urinal. One guy is a Canonian and the other a Nikonian. The Nikon guy finishes his business first. He simply zips his fly and heads for the door. As he was leaving, the Canon guy turns his head towards him and says "Excuse me, but us Canon photogs wash our hands when we are finished urinating". The Nikon guy says " I understand, but us Nikon guys don't pee on our hands" ############################ Definition of a professional photographer: Somebody with two cameras and a spouse who works full time. ############################ Si o problema de etica... Esti fotograf si te afli pe un vas de croaziera impreuna cu presedintele tarii. La un moment data acesta se impiedica si cade in apa mai mai sa se inece. Ai doua optiuni: 1. Sari in apa si il salvezi. 2. Faci repede o poza de premiul Pulitzer. Ce apertura si shutter speed alegi? |
#24
Posted 28 May 2007 - 13:01
Nu chiar cu fotografi da' pe'aproape:
Un tip se duce la medic sa-si faca o radiografie la plamani. Dupa radiografie medicul, privind filmul, ii comunica pacientului: - Am doua vesti pentru dumneavoastra, una buna si una proasta. - Incepeti cu aia proasta, spuse pacientul - Aveti o tumoare la plamani. - Si cea buna? - Se poate rezolva in Photoshop. |
#25
Posted 28 May 2007 - 16:00
#26
Posted 27 December 2007 - 00:29
#27
Posted 27 December 2007 - 00:51
Semper Pri, on Dec 27 2007, 00:29, said: megapixelii... aiurea. Ete aici. |
#28
Posted 04 February 2008 - 10:49
- De ce isi pun fotografii avatar cu aparatul la ochi?
- [ http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/0/dunno.gif - Pentru incarcare in pagina (embed) Click aici ] |
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#30
Posted 10 February 2008 - 16:44
nu e banc dar e distractiv ... :| cred .. [ http://www.imagefreeze.net/thumbs/jdv1202652907q.jpg - Pentru incarcare in pagina (embed) Click aici ]
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#31
Posted 18 February 2008 - 23:31
user200, on Feb 4 2008, 10:49, said: - De ce isi pun fotografii avatar cu aparatul la ochi? - [ http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/0/dunno.gif - Pentru incarcare in pagina (embed) Click aici ] Pai din acelasi motiv pentru care isi pun rock-erii avatar cu chitara in brate Desii inca n-as vedea un medic (,) cu stetoscopul la gat, un aviator cu mansa in mana, evident la bord, un gunoier cu matura pe umar, sau un electrician cu patentu` in mana. |
#32
Posted 19 February 2008 - 00:25
mutirips, on Feb 18 2008, 23:31, said: Pai din acelasi motiv pentru care isi pun rock-erii avatar cu chitara in brate Desii inca n-as vedea un medic (,) cu stetoscopul la gat, un aviator cu mansa in mana, evident la bord, un gunoier cu matura pe umar, sau un electrician cu patentu` in mana. |
#33
Posted 20 February 2008 - 22:14
#34
Posted 22 February 2008 - 14:16
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