Citate ateiste

Ateii au strămoși – trăiesc în... junglă. -un nene-

In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Dave Thomas

Fără Dumnezeu omul rămane un biet animal rațional și vorbitor , care vine de nicăieri și merge spre nicăieri.
Petre Tutea

Tutea a fost un bou => un anonim
From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created
by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.
—Edward Abbey
Every dogma has its day.
—Israel Zangwill
Most sermons sound to me like commercials—but I can’t
make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
—Mignon McLaughlin
Well, I’ve often thought that the Bible should have a disclaimer
at the front saying, “This is fiction.” I mean,
walking on water? I mean, it takes an act of faith.
—Ian McKellen

Noi suntem ceea ce gandim, tot ceea ce suntem rasare odata cu gandurile noastre.
Niciodata ura nu a risipit ura

si inca una potrivita pentru multi

Prostul ce crede ca este destept este cu adevarat prost.

-Gautama

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Dar prostul ala nu se compara cu cel ce nu realizeaza ca citatul respectiv nu are legatura cu ateismul

@ Securistu... Citatele tale nu sunt ateiste. Nu văd de ce nu deschizi alt topic pentru citatele tale anti-ateiste.

eligion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Bill Maher

Bill Maher: And I see you've got a lot of bling.
Jeremiah Cummings: I like gold. The people want you to look well.
Bill Maher: That's what pimps say about their women.


Bill Maher: You know, Scientologists...
[sound of audience laughing]
Bill Maher: And right, you're like, "Oh, yeah, that's some crazy shit. Okay." Jesus with the virgin birth and the dove and the snake who talked in the garden, that's cool. But the Scientologists, they're the crazy ones.


Bill Maher: See, this is my problem, I'm trying - I mean, you're - you're a Senator. You are one of the very few people who are really running this country. It worries me that people are running my country who think - who believe in a talking snake. Um...
Mark Pryor: [Arkansas' Democratic Senator] You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate, though.  (auto-drop   )

[after the closing credits]
Bill Maher: See you in heaven?
Julie Maher: [shrugs] Who knows?
Bill Maher: [laughs] Exactly.

Bill Maher: "If Santa Claus can hit every house in the world."
Steve Berg: "No, we don't believe in Santa Claus."
Bill Maher: "Of course not, that's one man flying all around the world and dropping presents down a chimney. One man hearing everybody murmer at him at the same time, that I get."

Bill: Well what kind of miracles have you experienced?"
Ex-Jew Christian: "Many"
B: Gimme an example
EJC: Okay well... One time at a party I was talking to a friend of mine and I said I needed a drink of water, and he said 'Stick your hand out the window and pray for rain', and before long it started raining!"
B: Yeah but that's pretty weak, if you would've prayed for it to rain frogs you have a point there. If I prayed for rain and it rained I wouldn't think it started raining because of god, I would think it started raining because sometimes it rains!"

Bill speaking to that idiot Jeremiah Cummings about his expensive suit -
"I think it's very interesting that you're a christian now, you were a muslim and when you get your clothes you buy them like a jew."

 Securistu, on 28th August 2011, 10:21, said:

"Am făcut treisprezece ani de temniță pentru un popor de idioți!" - Petre Tutea (da, este un citat ateist)

 tamtamtam, on 28th August 2011, 12:04, said:

 eu_unul, on 6th August 2010, 20:21, said:

 Securistu, on 28th August 2011, 10:21, said:

Cu dumnezeu e acelasi lucru, realitatea nu se schimba in functie de prieteni imaginari.

Greseala mea...scuze


Nu stiu daca a mai fost dar asta e potrivit pentru situatia actuala a omenirii



Comportamentul etic al omului ar trebui bazat doar pe simpatie, educație și legături sociale; nu e nevoie de nicio bază religioasă. Omul s-ar afla într-o poziție proastă dacă ar trebui constrâns de frica pedepsei și speranța răsplatei dupa moarte.
— Albert Einstein

 Securistu, on 28th August 2011, 12:13, said:

Printre  cele mai bune citite aici.

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Imi place cum te crezi destept
ironia e chiar dulce

Daca Dumnezeu este raspunsul, am gresit intrebarile

Cheloo in "Unde se termina visele"

"Even a superstitious man has certain inalienable rights, [but he] has no right to be protected against the free criticism of those who do not hold them. He has no right to demand that they be treated as sacred. ... The meaning of religious freedom, I fear, is sometimes greatly misapprehended. It is taken to be a sort of immunity, not merely from governmental control but also from public opinion."
~ H.L. MENCKEN

mi-au plăcut la nebunie citatele din marlin manson și chelu de la paraziții. aștept cu interes contra-citate din vali tornadă și marian valorosu

Cel mai bun citat ateist mi se pare "Religion is regarded by the common people as true by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful"
Efectiv da summarise la toata patura de oameni,impartind-o in 3 mari categorii: Oameni simpli 'aka' religiosi,cei destepti(cred ca face aluzie la educat aici),si cei ce conduc care o considera ca fiind folositoare avand in vedere ca ei depind de voturile oamenilor simpli.(desi sintagma nu explica pe cei educati crestinoizi)

*Cei educati fiind aia in general din tarile islamice,unde daca refuza Koranu for primi buttsecs plus ca sunt foarte puternic influentati de mici copii sa nu se impotriveasca + stigma sociala la greu asociata lipsei de credinta.
Iar apoi "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."(Robert Pirsig)
Esti psihiatru.Se prezinta un om si-ti spune ca a simtit si vazut o forta imensa pe care nu o poate explica.Il bagi in spital.E nebun.
Esti psihiatru.Se prezinta 10.000 de oameni si-ti spun ca au simtit si vazut o forta imensa pe care nu o pot explica.Le ceri dovezi.N-au dovezi,te duci in locul ala(daca e)sa vezi daca e ceva acolo....Nimic, ce faci ?ii bagi in spital si le zici ca's nebuni?se creeaza o religie,creste,se dezvolta.Ce faci ??

"Un misionar involuntar al ateismului: preotul prost." V. Butulescu

"Dacă nu ar exista Dumnezeu, nu ar exista nici atei." G.K. Chesterton

"Ateii îl neagă pe Dumnezeu prin vorbe, și credincioșii prin fapte." Gilbert Cesbron

"Rari sunt ateii care rămân necredincioși pe patul de moarte." Richard Wurmbrand

"Mai aproape de Dumnezeu sunt ateii, care își pun probleme și caută, decât unii credincioși, care practică mecanic credința."   Paul Evdokimov

 Securistu, on 28th August 2011, 09:21, said:

Daca-i luat-o cu citate de Tutea, atunci chiar ca incepi sa dai in penibil. Am rasfoit o tona de citate de-ale lui si pare-se ca cea mai mare preocupare a vietii sale intelectuale a fost sa caute moduri cat mai plastice de a insulta ateii si de a ridica in slavi ortodocsii: de la a-i numi pe atei "dihori", la a spune ca o baba cu picioarele murdare care se roaga in biserica este superioara unui ateu care lucreaza in stiinta (adica ad hominem-uri din astea nesimtite); si pana la sentimentalisme de 2 bani, despre cum un roman trebuie sa fie neaparat ortodox si cum Dumnezeu este de partea romanilor pentru ca ei au singura religie adevarata... Penibil si habotnic.