Vorbe de duh, motto-uri, expresii scurte

#19
criistake

Posted 21 February 2013 - 21:30

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Originala:
Cine se scoala de dimineata departe ajunge
Varianta ţiganească:
Cine se scoala de dimineata mananca oul de raţă

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A fi lichea nu-i de mirare, a fi om e lucru mare

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Decat bolnav in pat mai bine beat sub pat

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Omul din betie se mai trezeste dar din prostie.........

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#20
eugeniusro

Posted 22 February 2013 - 05:48

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Original: "In spatele fiecarui barbat puternic se afla o femeie puternica."

Versiunea reala: "In spatele fiecarui barbat puternic se afla o femeie care ii cheltuie banii"

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#21
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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:17

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Mai degraba sa iti para rau de ce ai facut, decat de ce nu ai facut!

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#22
jeffy86able

Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:32

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Bururuga mica rade mai bine !

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#23
RuneJaguar

Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:29

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un roman isi vinde ficatul pentru a plati rata la banca

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#24
LordRaptor

Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:36

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Deal with reality or reality will deal with you.

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#25
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Posted 22 February 2013 - 21:24

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eugeniusro, on 22 februarie 2013 - 05:48, said:

Original: "In spatele fiecarui barbat puternic se afla o femeie puternica."

Versiunea reala: "In spatele fiecarui barbat puternic se afla o femeie care ii cheltuie banii" Posted Image

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#26
blacktiti89

Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:34

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Mai demult la televizor, o prezentatoare a zis:,, A, si sa nu uit: Happy Dragobete Day!"..

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#27
eugeniusro

Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:26

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"Software is like sex, is better when is free" Linus Torvalds

Edited by eugeniusro, 23 February 2013 - 10:26.

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#28
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 12:58

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Incapabilii sunt capabili de orice.

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#29
jumborom

Posted 23 February 2013 - 16:07

E bine așa cum e.

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- Are you sure this is British beef?

- Of horse it is!

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#30
Topp

Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:28

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Ura! Am infrant !

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#31
pufonel

Posted 24 February 2013 - 22:25

Oglinda, oglinjoara, cine-i cel mai pufos din tara?

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Pe topicul asta am gasit numai vorbe de DOH!

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#32
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:38

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Bate fierul cat esti cald !

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#33
eugeniusro

Posted 05 March 2013 - 19:01

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Ce isi doresc femeile? e foarte simplu
de fiecare data altceva

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#19 criistake Posted 21 February 2013 - 21:30

#20 eugeniusro Posted 22 February 2013 - 05:48

#21 niposs Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:17

#22 jeffy86able Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:32

#23 RuneJaguar Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:29

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#24 LordRaptor Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:36

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#26 blacktiti89 Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:34

#27 eugeniusro Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:26

#28 Topp Posted 23 February 2013 - 12:58

#29 jumborom Posted 23 February 2013 - 16:07

#30 Topp Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:28

#31 pufonel Posted 24 February 2013 - 22:25

#32 Topp Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:38

#33 eugeniusro Posted 05 March 2013 - 19:01

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#19
criistake

Posted 21 February 2013 - 21:30

#20
eugeniusro

Posted 22 February 2013 - 05:48

#21
niposs

Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:17

#22
jeffy86able

Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:32

#23
RuneJaguar

Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:29

#24
LordRaptor

Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:36

#25
marius87ism

Posted 22 February 2013 - 21:24

#26
blacktiti89

Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:34

#27
eugeniusro

Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:26

#28
Topp

Posted 23 February 2013 - 12:58

#29
jumborom

Posted 23 February 2013 - 16:07

#30
Topp

Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:28

#31
pufonel

Posted 24 February 2013 - 22:25

#32
Topp

Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:38

#33
eugeniusro

Posted 05 March 2013 - 19:01