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Glume cu musulmani
Last Updated: Jun 08 2015 17:21, Started by
nazdaq
, Feb 14 2013 15:42
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#37
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:43
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#38
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:50
#39
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:58
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#40
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:02
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#41
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:04
Stefan cel Mare,in lupta cu turcii.Stefan reuseste sa se ascunda.Turcii vin la poarta si striga:
-Mama lui Stefan Cel Mare! Mama lui Stefan Cel Mare! La care Stefan din varful turnului: - Paraciosilor! Paraciosilor! Bancurile romanesti sunt cu turci, nu cu musulmani la modul general Edited by rabelais, 14 February 2013 - 17:05. |
#42
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:05
si tot pentru ascary, pe care l-as sfatui sa nu mai ia glumele prea personal
Mohammed intra in clasa I, la scoala: - Cum te numesti? intreaba invatatoarea. - Mohammed... raspunde copilul. - Aici suntem in Franta, nu exista Mohammed. De acum inainte numele tau va fi Jean-Francois, ii raspunde invatatoarea. Seara, ajunge Mohammed acasa... - Cum a fost prima zi de scoala, Mohammed? il intreba mama. - Numele meu nu este Mohammed, suntem in Franta, iar numele meu, de acum inainte, este Jean-Francois. - Aoleu, iti este rusine de numele tau, vrei sa iti faci de ras parintii, mostenirea ta, religia ta? Sa iti fie rusine Mohammed!!! dupa care ii trage o mama de bataie. Apoi mama il cheama pe sotul ei, pentru a-i trage si acesta o mama de bataie. Merge a doua zi Mohammed la scoala. Cand il vede invatatoare cu atatea vanatai pe el, il intreaba: - Ce ai patit micutul meu Jean-Francois? - Ei bine, doamna invatatoare, la nici doua ore dupa ce am devenit francez am fost atacat de doi arabi! |
#43
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:10
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#44
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:11
Trei popi, religii diferite. Primul, musulman, spune:
- Allah e cel mai puternic. Odata, in desert, o furtuna cumplita s-a abatut asupra caravanei. M-am rugat la Allah sa ne ajute si peste tot in jurul nostru era furtuna dar unde eream noi, nu. Si Allah ne-a salvat. Al doilea, catolic, spune: - Eram pe ocean si deodata s-a pornit o furtuna cumplita. L-am rugat pe Dumnezeu sa ne ajute si peste tot in jurul nostru era furtuna dar unde eram noi, nu. Si ne-a salvat. Ortodoxul spune: - Eram dupa slujba de dumineca. Am iesit afara din Biserica si o fata frumoasa ca un inger s-a apropiat de mine. Am intrat in vorba cu ea , am sarutat-o si cand sa facem sex mi-a spus ca nu se cade ca e Duminica. Atunci m-am rugat la Dumnezeu sa ma ajute si atunci, dintr-o data, peste tot in jurul meu era duminica si unde eram eu era luni. Deci Dumnezeul meu e cel mai puternic. Edited by rabelais, 14 February 2013 - 17:13. |
#45
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:14
Un arab scutura un covor de la etajul 4. Un trecator il intreaba:
- Ce are, nu porneste? Edited by nazdaq, 14 February 2013 - 17:16. |
#46
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:16
Ramadan.
Putting the slim back into Muslim. --------------------------------------------------- I've just seen the news about the US marines pissing on those Taliban lads. It's fucking disgusting. Out of all four, I had thought that at least one of them would have needed a shit. --------------------------------------------------- BBC News: ''Bin Laden's wives are to spend the rest of their lives in hiding.'' In other words, they'll continue to wear their burqhas. --------------------------------------------------- French police have confirmed that the gunman's first name as Mohammed, and surname Merah. I'm not a detective, but I could have figured out the first name myself. -------------------------------------------------- A fetish porn studio has invented a new genre, aimed specifically at Muslims. It's called burqake. -------------------------------------------------- I've set up a demolition company and I discovered I don't have to pay my immigrant workers. All I have to do is spray-paint "Mohammad likes anal sex" on the side of the building. -------------------------------------------------- A Muslim guy at work was telling me how beautiful his wife was, so I asked to see a picture. He pulled one out of his top pocket and said, "there you go". I said, "But mate, that's only an ultrasound-scan." ------------------------------------------------- If the mountain won't come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must hijack a plane and fly it into the mountain. ------------------------------------------------- My racist dad was saying that Muslims don't make any effort to integrate into British culture so I pointed out that our Muslim neighbours have decorations out and are partying hard this Christmas Day. Although it turned out that they were just celebrating the bombings in Nigeria. ------------------------------------------------- A young Muslim kid approached me at Tesco because he couldn't find his mom. I asked, "What does your mother look like?" The kid said, "How would I know?" |
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#47
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:22
#48
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:29
Eu n-as glumi despre musulmani....
Chiar si cele mai simple bancuri ale musulmanilor vin la pachet cu......bombe. |
#49
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:37
VladPaul74, on 14 februarie 2013 - 17:29, said:
Eu n-as glumi despre musulmani.... Chiar si cele mai simple bancuri ale musulmanilor vin la pachet cu......bombe. avem thread de bancuri cu evrei, thread de glume cu crestini... daca n-am fi deschis si threadul asta s-ar fi numit...discriminare. nuh? Jurnalul unui taliban Luni. Ma plictisesc. .. Marti. Dimineata, baiatul vecinului mi-a omorat capra. Dupa-amiaza am pus mana pe nenorocit si l-am omorat. Miercuri. Tatal baiatului a venit la mine sa ma intrebe de ce i-am omorat baiatul. L-am omorat pe talhar. Joi. Fratii baiatului m-au intrebat ce am avut cu tatal si fratele lor. Am prins secaturile si le-am omorat. Vineri. Nevasta vecinului si neamurile celor doi au venit la mine sa ma intrebe de ce le-am omorat rudele. I-am omorat pe nemernici. Sambata. S-a adunat satul sa-mi ceara socoteala. I-am omorat pe ticalosi. Duminica. M-am mutat in satul vecin. Luni. Ma plictisesc... |
#50
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:40
Britons are also very upset after 9/11, since half of the country is related to the plane hijackers.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've been at a Muslim school all week trying to learn some of their traditions. We've spent an awful lot of time throwing paper planes at walls! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm very loyal towards the Muslim customers at my restaurant. I only serve them halal pork. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Going Christmas carolling in a Muslim neighbourhood is like explaining Judaism to Hitler. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow baby, that burka really brings out your eyes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Allah! Allah who? Allahu Akbar! There were no survivors. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Priests are warning that the physical embodyment of the Anti-Christ will bring war and devastation to our planet...does that mean the Anti-Mohammed will bring us universal peace and love? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wanted my new Muslim neighbour to feel at home in our street. So I laid down some landmines between our houses. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages from the Quran as toilet paper, but I find myself questioning the wisdom of wiping one's arse with bullshit. |
#51
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:42
Un arab statea la bar si bea o bere.
La un moment dat.. intra un tip si striga: - Ahmed... nevasta-ta te inseala! Arabul se face rosu la fatza... scoate cutitul si fuge catre casa. Pe drum, este calcat de o masina. In ambulanta, in drum spre spital, incepe sa reflecteze: "Ar trebui sa ma calmez un pic.... intai si intai.... sunt burlac... in al doilea... nici nu ma cheama Ahmed"! !! |
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#52
Posted 14 February 2013 - 17:47
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#53
Posted 14 February 2013 - 18:15
#54
Posted 14 February 2013 - 18:18
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