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#1
Posted 14 February 2013 - 15:42
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dupa glume cu evrei si crestini, iata ca v-a venit si voua randul...
A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam. "Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!" "By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?" Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head." |
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 15:57
#6
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:05
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se putea sa intarzii tu ?
Edited by Ascary, 14 February 2013 - 16:06. |
#7
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:08
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lucifer76 intreaba candid :
In Europa femeile au dreptul sa lucreze cot la cot cu barbatii. In Afganistan cum e? Radio Abbuvan raspunde : In Afganistan,stimate ascultator este cam la fel, doar ca acolo se pune accentul mai mult genunchi la genunchi Edited by abbulafia, 14 February 2013 - 16:10. |
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:14
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#9
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:14
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A guy walks into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. |
#10
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:15
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#11
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:16
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si da-i si cauta repede pe web un banc cu musulmani
nu conteaza ca-i in engleza,franceza sau sanscrita. Material sa fie |
#12
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:16
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Sarrita81 intreaba:
Unde vezi tu homosexualitate aici?! Radio Abbuvan raspunde: Pe gaura cheii... |
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:17
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#14
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:17
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ThinkAbout, on 14 februarie 2013 - 16:15, said:
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#15
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:20
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Caricaturile sunt bancuri vizuale.
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#16
Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:21
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Some Muslims in London are moaning that there are not enough Muslims on the telly.
The BBC agreed and will now be showing CrimeWatch 3 times a week. |
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:23
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 16:23
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