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Sabinatu

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In sfârșit viața îmi surâde! După câteva mașini de cusut care zac aiurea în pod, după ce prințul nigerian nu a mai răspuns la emailurile mele, iată că salvarea mea vine ...de unde altundeva decât de la Poporul Ales!
Povestea pe scurt:
Primesc un email (apropo, Google, un nenorocit, l-a băgat în spam):
Dearest One

Greetings of God be with you and Family, Please I am Mrs.Jennifer Waldemar Stani from Israel,I got married to my late husband Mr.Waldemar Stani,we married for 21 years we couldn't produce child my late husband was an international business man may his soul rest in peace.

Before his death Few years ago I have been suffering from breast cancer which I have tried my best to have it cure but no solution after all the treatment taken,but surprisingly to me some days ago my doctor told me that I may not live more than 2 months as the result of the sickness,My late husband deposited sum of $4.7 Million Dollars in the Bank of Israel for his International business before he died I now decided to Donate You the money to help the less privileges If you are ready Handle It Contact my advocate provide:

1.Your Name:
2.Country:

Advocate: Franks Moses
E-mail: advocate........

Best Regards,
Mrs.Jennifer Waldemar Stani
From Jerusalem Israel God's Chosen People

Trimit un email cu numele și țara... iată că sunt contactat de avocat:
Attention Dear: Liviu Nicolae Dragnea

Greetings Sir I acknowledged your mail i have also received
notification mail from my client Mrs.Jennifer Waldemar Stani regarding
her donation of $4.700,000,00 United States Dollars to you for charity
purposes as her family advocate i will do my part while the bank where
the money is complete the transaction process you will have to contact
the bank below is the bank details email them nforming them that you
were directed by Advocate Frank Moses as Next Of Kin to Late Mr.
Waldemar Stain:

Mr. Nicolas Netanyahu
Head Of Foreign Remittance Department
Tell:+972-372-191-88
Fax: +972-372-111-77
Bank of Israel Street, Jerusalem
E-Mail: [email protected]

The Bank will appreciate your immediate contact because i have also
spoken with them both by mail and telegraphic conversation regarding
your contact so contact them without any further delay this is
Israelite the land of Hopes and opportunities for All.Thanks for your
recent and previous commitment and the God of Jacob will never
endeavor to bless you and your Family.

Yours Faithful

Sir.Advocate: Franks Moses
ISRAELITE THE DESCENDANT OF JACOB.

Am trimis email la bancă....
Oh, așteptarea asta...
Dacă totul merge bine voi avea 4,7 milioane de dolari!


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nick5roo

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Vezi să nu! La câte mailuri din asta am primit, eram miliardar până acum! Dar când m-am trezit era dimineață! :D

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Puferiu_

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View PostSabinatu, on 18 august 2018 - 13:16, said:

Attention Dear: Liviu Nicolae Dragnea


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trollerul_de_serviciu

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Aolo, ai cont de mail de 3 zile, acum ai descoperit apa calda ?!

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daniMMM

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View Postnick5roo, on 18 august 2018 - 13:19, said:

Vezi să nu! La câte mailuri din asta am primit, eram miliardar până acum! Dar când m-am trezit era dimineață! Posted Image
Ai vazut cu nume i-a raspuns?

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View PostPuferiu_, on 18 august 2018 - 13:23, said:

seems legit:
https://streamable.com/vp46z

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Nu mai pune botu' la toate prostiile...

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View PostSabinatu, on 18 august 2018 - 13:16, said:

Dacă totul merge bine voi avea 4,7 milioane de dolari!
Dai si tu ceva la Catedrala Mantuirii? La preoti? Ca sa-ti ajute D-zeu.

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View PostYourFan, on 18 august 2018 - 13:25, said:

Nu mai pune botu' la toate prostiile...
E făcut la troll topicul... :))

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Sabinatu

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Mama lui de Google, că tot în spam dusese răspunsul băncii:
Attention Dear Valid Customer: Dragnea Liviu Nicolae

Greetings from Bank of Israel management Squall to your mail we have received a notification mail from Advocate Frank Moses of Late Waldemar Stani regarding his WILL Yes we have his money here since 1991 till date no one has come for it until we got your mail perhaps we must make it very clear as a bank here is Israelite as you can see how long the money has awaited since 1991 till now you should be able to know how many Years has gone on that.

Furthermore: To proceed the release of this fund you must be honest sincere and regular to our mails do not hesitate to give a response or Answer to any of our demand as to make your claim official base of the account of late Waldemar Stani which has been on Omdurman as none operative actions since 1991 till date perhaps to release this fund which has been in this account need due process which we ensure to provide and guide you where necessary.

As head of this department i give you my words within 5 working days this whole money shall be in your position only if you comply with our transfer protocols as to enable us have a successful transaction do not in any way ignore our message for every message sent by us is very important and demands a response to it do not start what you can't complete Bank Of Israel is here to serve you the best you ever heard in services here are the documentation you must obtain from late Waldemar Stani's advocate as to check with his deposition files with us if it corresponds we therefore proceeds.

1. Deposit certificate
2. Death certificate

THANKS FOR BANKING WITH US FOR OUR CUSTOMER INTEREST IS OUR FIRST PRIORITIES

Thank You
Best regards,
Mr. Nicolas Netanyahu
Head Of Foreign Remittance Department

Deci tre' să fac rost de actele alea...


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nick5roo

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View PostdaniMMM, on 18 august 2018 - 13:25, said:

Ai vazut cu nume i-a raspuns?
Dap, muje Dracnea!
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View PostSabinatu, on 18 august 2018 - 13:16, said:

$4.700,000,00

Dacă totul merge bine voi avea 4,7 milioane de dolari!
Cred că e vorba de 4700 de fapt.
Oricum, tot țeapă e.
O să-ți ceară vreo 100$ comision de bla-bla, după care nu mai auzi de ei.

ps. Bank of Israel Street ....   Posted Image

Edited by ericmario, 18 August 2018 - 13:33.


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Bibulus

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De ce sunteti ma invidiosi pe norocul omului?
4,7 milioane de dollari sunt bani, nu gluma. Daca reuseste sa ascunda de nevasta-sa macar 1 milion --- e boier.

View Postericmario, on 18 august 2018 - 13:30, said:

Cred că e vorba de 4700 de fapt.
Nu-i ia frate pe toti. Mai lasa si la altii!

Edited by Bibulus, 18 August 2018 - 13:31.


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Ala se numeste fondul FSN (Fara sa Stie Nevasta)

Edited by gumball3000, 18 August 2018 - 13:33.


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Imparte si cu noi cei de aici macar 10 mii de Euro la fiecare dintre noi nu fi zgarcit... :D De unde dai de acolo iti da Dumnezeu.

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dorin_2k

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In ce pestera ai trait ultimii 10 ani?

#17
Sabinatu

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Planul e să cumpăr forumul Softpedia.
Moderatorii vor dispărea,  fiecare utilizator care mi-e simpatic va primi câte 1.000 de dolari.
Nu vor mai exista avertismente, suspendări, punctul de pensie va fi 4256 lei, vom face autostrăzi prin toate satele, mieii se vor pupa pe bot cu lupii, etc.

Numai să trimită Frank odată actele alea...Oare lucrează sâmbăta?



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Fun fun fun ! Si culmea e ca sunt " saritori " sa te sfatuiasca ce sa NU faci ... mwhahahahahah

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