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Unknown
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.
Gallagher
People who are always looking over their shoulder, will most likely run into something.
Charles Huffine
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his.
General George S. Patton (WWII)
Groucho Marx:
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Citate celebre, -putina cultura-
22nd May 2005, 19:30
